Is your 14 hour job killing you softly? Does your love life seem destined for the same fate as Sheila Dixit’s political career? Then you’ve come to the right place at the right time. In the next 8 minutes, “Cosmic Yogi” Ramesh Pandey will fill you with instant happiness and energy. Then, whatever you’ve been drinking will snort out of your nose as you laugh like a maniac.