All that glitters is not gold.

These loony people have dared to prove it wrong.

Everybody accuses good ol Bappi Da for committing tacky gold crimes. But once you see what these guys have done, you’ll stop pointing fingers at poor Bappi. I meant that literally.

1. Datta ‘Gold Man’ Phuge – The businessman with a 3.5kg gold shirt worth Rs 1.42 crore

For this businessman from Pune, everything that glitters has to be gold. 15 goldsmiths worked 16 hours a day for 20 days, hammering 140,000 small pieces of gold, fastened with red Swarovsky crystals, to make Phuge’s dream come true.

Image: The Star

And then he dresses it up with 7 kgs of gold accessories.

Just a shirt, are you kidding me?

Image: Silly Millions

He would settle for nothing less than a 24k gold suhaag raat worth Rs 3.6 crore

His bride was golden, inside out.

Image: DoseOfMe

2. Indian politician, Pankaj Parakh, gifts himself a gold shirt worth Rs 1.4 crores on his birthday

A year after Phuge’s gold shirt painted the Internet gold, a National Congress member from Maharashtra ordered a similar monstrosity. ” My family is hardly impressed or interested in my love for gold. They just ignore and accept it as a part of domestic life. But the rest of my extended family thinks I am weird ,” Parakh told reporters. We wonder why.

Image: Business Insider

3. Arab royalty gift their kids gold loos

Don’t be surprised, this is one of the less eccentric things Arabs do.

4. Kim and Kanye have FOUR gold toilets, worth $750,000. Take that Arabs!

And those aren’t the most precious ass -ets they have.

Source: Complex

Imagine the extravagance, when most of us won’t even be able to afford even this:

Image: Daily Mail

5. When this Mexican cartel leader wanted a gold AK 47. He got it.

Ramiro Pozos Gonzalez was arrested in 2012 and his precious toy was confiscated.

But, Pozos don’t give a shit!

Image: Daily Mail

6. This artist invented pills that will turn your poop golden

If you can’t afford a gold loo, that’s alright. For $ 425, you can poop bricks, gold bricks. Thanks, Mr. Tobias Wong, you are the shit!

Source: Huffington Post

7. And then someone even auctioned his gold plated poop for $ 500,000

Terence Koh created some expensive shitty art, quite literally. What amuses me is that someone even bought it!

Source: The Rich Times

8. The heights of pointlessness: Gold Nano worth Rs 22 crores

Goldplus Jewellery, a product of Titan, unveiled this abomination in 2011 to celebrate India’s 5000 years jewellery-making industry. 80 kgs of gold, 20 kgs of silver, hundreds of diamonds and precious stones… and the same impotent engine.

Source: Sulekha

9. Gold dress for $ 124,760. Because jewellery is too mainstream.

Turkish jeweller, Ahmet Atakan, created this outfit that lets you show off your wealth… and a lot of skin.

Source: Daily Mail

10. Lady Gaga made Wolverine cry with these gold claws

Please don’t hurt me!

What’s that? Death Star?

Source: Daily Mail

11. Cash is for the poor. This ATM shits gold bricks.

This vending machine dispenses 320 kinds of gold items including gold bars and gold coins.

Source: Wikipedia

12. The world’s most expensive car: Gold Lamborghini worth $ 7.5 million

Even Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are too poor for this. They rented it out once. This car was made to remind rich people that they’re still poor.

Source: CNBC

There, there Bappi Da. Want some tissues?