In what is probably its largest update yet, Oxford Dictionary Online (ODO) has grown to include a 1,000 new words. And we’re quite amused by what’s made the cut. Because, according to the online version of the venerated Oxford dictionary, ‘hawt’ is totally legit.

Uh-oh.

Here are 22 of the weirdest words that have been added to the ODO in this quarterly update. Grammar Nazis, you might want to look away.

1. *WTAF – What The Actual F###!

The baap of WTF.

2. Binge-watch – Watching multiple episodes of a television program in quick succession.

Guilty as charged.

3. Hate-watch – Watching a television program purely for the sake of the enjoyment derived from mocking it.

Guilty, guilty, guilty!

4. IDC – I don’t care.

Honestly, we don’t either.

5. Mahoosive – Really, REALLY big.

A word with lots of impact.

6. Listicle – This.

Not just an article, not just a list. It’s so much more.

7. Hawt – Supposedly acceptable, informal slang for ‘hot’.

WHY GOD, WHY?

8. Jel – Jealous.

Because using full words is too mainstream, yo!

9. Xlnt – Excellent.

Ditto.

10. Fone – Phone.

So much bachat on one poor ‘P’.

11. Duck face – Unfortunately, everyone knows what this is.

Thanks, Miss Fox.

12. Cool beans – Used to express approval or delight.

Goes well with ‘awesome-sauce’.

13. Man crush – Intense and, mostly, non-sexual liking or admiration felt by one man for another.

You know you’ve been there.

14. Five second rule – Time period within which fallen food can be retrieved.

This one we approve of!

15. Ish – Slang for sh$t.

Ish just got real.

16. MAMIL – Middle Aged Man In Lycra.

Trying so hard not to imagine, that.

17. Shiny bum – A bureaucrat or office worker.

Is it just me or does this sound deceptively like a compliment? You shiny bum!

18. Lolcat – Cat picture with a funny caption.

Because ‘meme’ is so passe.

19. PMSL – Pissing Myself Laughing.

The more ‘evolved’ successor of LOL, ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO and ROFLMAO.

20. Permadeath – A situation in which a character cannot reappear after having been killed off, usually in video games.

Prepare for a perma-death stare from Ekta Kapoor.

21. The Ant’s Pants – An outstandingly good person or thing.

Tiny compliment for a big ego.

22. Tomoz – Tomorrow.

We give up. See you tomoz.

If you knew all of these, congratulations on being so hip.

If not, where have you been?