They say that love can drive you mad and the best treatment for madness is shock treatment. Enter your harami friend. Problem solved (hopefully).

After a bad break up, all you want is to be left in your misery. You keep to yourself and try to drink your pain away. That is when you harami friend walks in to make your life miserable. You will blame him for saying the things he does because he makes you feel worse than you already do, but later you’ll realize that the things he said eventually helped you snap out out of it.

Here are 33 Bollywood quotes that your harami friend will use on you to console you after you get dumped:

Have you also used any of these on your heartbroken friend? Yes? Congrats, you are a harami friend too.

[Some of these are not the exact dialogues but are inspired by quotes/lines from the movies.]