So it’s been a while since you’ve enjoyed a wild passionate night with your partner? I think it’s time you walked over to your fridge and see what all it has stocked up for you. Yeah, you heard me right – the fridge! Apparently certain foods have aphrodisiac properties that may turn you into Hugh Hefner instantly. Go ahead, try these foods for dinner tonight. Who knows, you might get lucky.
1. Chocolate
14th February is probably the day when the world witnesses an overload of Phenylethylamine secretion. Well, that’s the chemical that produces the feeling of “being in love” and chocolate has loads of it. Now I know why I fall in love so often. I should stop having chocolate.
2. Bananas
Eating a banana increases the libido in a woman, while watching her lick it can do the trick for a man. Funny! I wonder why Sunny Leone still prefers licking the banana over eating it. Eat it, you woman… eat it. Eat my banana.. I mean, eat THE banana!
3. Strawberries
Dim lights, the slow melody of a saxophone, dark red velvet curtains, soy candles, a feather, a piece of satin cloth, massage oil, aromatic perfume, whipped cream and some strawberries. You get the drift. I’ll leave it at that. I think I should write for Mills and Boons.
4. Almonds
Every time I sit down to solve Sudoku I pop in some almonds (mom says it sharpens the brain) and then suddenly I have an urge of logging onto xnxx.com. Well, in case you missed it… I’m exaggerating, okay? But hey, almonds do have crazy amounts of libido-boosting Vitamin E. It’ll definitely help you go the distance in the dark.
5. Black Raspberries
Black raspberries are rich in phytochemicals that lift your sexual mood. Just in case you don’t want to depend on raspberries completely, you could also download ‘Kaanti Shah Ke Angoor’ before popping in this angoor . Sure shot way of getting results.
6. Avocados
Referred to as testicles by the Aztecs, this fruit contains Vitamin B6 and Potassium that can jump-start your sex drive. Feed a few to your girl before going to bed and see her passionately devour your “avocados.”
7. Watermelon
This cool fruit has the power to heat up things in the bedroom due to the presence of Citrulline, which relaxes and dilates blood vessels much like Viagra. Gobble on chunks of this fruit and you can expect some fireworks in the bedroom. Ooh la la!
8. Figs
Adam and Eve sewed clothes using fig leaves. Had they tasted the fig instead they would have torn up their clothes and started multiplying immediately. High in Amino Acids, figs are believed to fuel your sexual desire. Don’t believe me? Go fig out for yourself.
9. Eggs
‘Sunday ho ya Monday roz khao ande.’ If you are on the other side of 30 and want to keep the flames of passion alive then you should swear by this tagline because eggs can balance out hormone levels and fight stress.?
A word of caution: Having too much of it for lunch, might cause you to send flirty emails to that bombshell in your office.
10. Broccoli
My dentist never told me that Vitamin C was good for my blood circulation. Hell, she even didn’t tell me that broccoli had loads of it, otherwise I’d have added it to all my freaking meals. To hell with other organs, when I’m in bed, I need my blood to rush to a particular organ ASAP! Size does matter!
11. Cloves
Chewing on cloves can transform every Tom, Dick and Harry into Emraan Hashmi because it can really kick bad breath’s ass real bad. Cloves worked well for the ancient sexually dysfunctional Indian by helping him get over his sexual impotence. I’m guessing it should work its charm even in the 21st century.
Keep some clove powder handy to add to your glass of milk on your first night – should keep things hard.
12. Oysters
Rich in Zinc and the hormone Dopamine that helps control the brain’s pleasure center, oysters can really rev your sex drive. All you jobless engineers out there, aspiring to become Vicky Donors, you better start feasting on some oysters to get your sperm count up.
13. Spinach
This leafy green veggie is rich in folate that helps in blood circulation. But don’t gulp down too much of that palak paneer in a bid to spike up your libido, because then most of the blood would flow to your stomach and no further down. Result? Well there’d be none.
14. Lettuce
A bowl of salad heavily laden with lettuce helps reduce your waistline. Apparently it’s also good for things below it. Didn’t get it? Lettuce contains an opiate that helps to activate sex hormones. Cancel your pizza order right now. Go for lettuce salad.
15. Ginger
Ginger stimulates the feelings of excitement associated with sex. It can make your heart race and increase the heat. Add it to a curry, have it raw or gulp down a cup of ginger tea before bed time and unleash your inner beast. Groovy baby!
