We all hear a lot of shit about Noida. Some asshole's always blabbering about how it's in UP and not really Delhi and the other stupid stuff. But, as someone who's lived there, I am here to tell you they are right.

1. Noida is a filthy place. It's practically a garbage dump.

Source: 99 Acres

2. And hey, don't even get me started on the traffic.

Source: Maps of India

3. Also, what nightlife?

Source: Rimtimblog

4. Concert to door ki baat hai!

Source: Eattreat

5. 9 baje ke baad to kabristan wala sannata chaa jaata hai.

Source: Whatsuplife

6. Social causes? Who the fuck cares about those anyway?

Source: Times of India

7. There is no place for religion and spirituality.

Source: khabarindiatv

8. Cool places in Noida? You mean tapri?

Source: Crownit

9. There is no place for street food in Noida.

Source: Times of India

10. It's a concrete jungle. Ugly buildings on an ugly landscape.

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11. Parks? Parking ki jagah to hai nahi Noida mein.

Source: Whatsuplife

12. Definitely not a place you want to take your kid to.

Source: Trip Advisor

13. Not a single spot to enjoy a sunset.

Source: Trover

14. Roads? You mean kachchi sadak, like in villages?

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15. Public transport ke naam pe shared autos hi hain inke paas.

Source: Cityspidey

16. Jhopdiyon mein to rehte hain log.

Source: Hindustan Times

17. Entertainment ke naam pe Star Plus dekhte hain log.

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18. Street shopping in Noida? What do you wanna buy, rolling papers?

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19. People are unruly and uncultured.

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20. Noida is not a place for any sports lover.

Source: Just Dial

 Told ya. So the next time someone tells you about the crap of a place that Noida is, just nod and agree.