*Asks younger colleagues to arrange them.*

Now that I have my old ass sitting on my grandma chair, let me tell you just how old I feel and take you to a time gone by since Kuch Kuch Hota Hai happened.

When Kuch Kuch Hota Hai first released, iPhone didn’t exist and wouldn’t have existed for another 9 years. A Nokia phone was a rich man’s dream.

When Kuch Kuch Hota Hai hit the theaters, people were still using pagers. It was the coolest thing ever.

When Kuch Kuch Hota Hai first released, Google was still a newborn baby. Yahoo was the cool search engine.

When Kuch Kuch Hota Hai hit the theatres, even bluetooth devices and pen drives didn’t exist. 

When Kuch Kuch Hota Hai came out, I was still using floppies, cassettes, and CDs.

It’s been so long that these kids goofing around at the summer camp in this movie are now electing your government.

When Kuch Kuch Hota Hai released, Facebook, not even Orkut existed. 

It would take 6 years for Facebook to come to your life so you could put a reaaaaally big profile picture and say bye bye to Orkut. 

You couldn’t say mean things from the comfort of your home, you had to get out in the world and face the person to do that.

It’s been so long that Anjali who was an innocent kid in the movie is now a not-so-innocent adult.

When Kuch Kuch Hota Hai came out, Shahrukh Khan’s co-star Deepika Padukone was 12 years old then.

Let me hide those grey hair now.