It's always hard to say goodbye, especially to a friend you could carry around in your pocket and hang out with at a moment's notice. The 500 and 1000 rupee notes - gone too soon, but not forgotten, not by a long shot.

Giving up on you cold turkey was harder than I thought it'd be.

8th November was the day you up and left, the day I had to go cold turkey... and the withdrawal was more terrifying than what you saw in Udta Punjab. I felt a gnawing dread at the prospect of never being able to go with you to buy a full rum or a couple of tolas, and that feeling still persists, though dulled by the woeful magic of time.

We had good times and we had bad times, and I didn't appreciate you causing trouble between me and the autowallah every damn time.

I'm not saying it was all fun and games, I mean we had our ups and downs man. Sometimes you'd be the only ones in my wallet when all I wanted was like, a packet of gum or something, and I'd end up buying a bunch of unneeded Maggis just to compensate. That shit wasn't cool bro.

The worst was getting you past the autowallahs though. Coming home hungover on a cold winter morning and the guy saying he doesn't have change made me want to tear you up in half and write Sonam bewafa hai on your remains. But I didn't, because you were my friend man, and friends may dislike each other sometimes, but they never really hate each other.

I didn't know what I'd lost till it was gone. Throwing you around and pretending to be a boss was the epitome of cool.

I remember the first time I held a bunch of you in my hands and felt like a goddamn king! Like a gangster rolling in the dough, like true freakin' royalty. I had no idea I'd soon be cursing despondently at a bunch of sorry singular 2k bills.

Things have changed, and it hurts that we can't even be friends anymore.

Now look at us - estranged, torn apart, alienated. Heck, it's illegal for us to even be friends! What kind of world are we living in where I can't even celebrate one of the most beautiful relationships in the world - That of a man and his money! Ok, it sounds kinda miserly when I say it like that, but you know what I mean.

All said and done, I just want to say I miss you, and also give a shout out to your executioner -

2016, you took a whole bunch of shit we loved, crushed it into 2 hairy balls, covered it in a fine wrapping of 500 and 1000 rupee notes, set it on fire, and threw it into the gutter. So to you I say goodbye, and thanks for burning our balls!

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