Abhishek Bachchan has been having quite a ball on Twitter these days. With his growing social media popularity and deteriorating movies, he often finds himself at the rear end of the Internet jokes.
Just when we thought his last bout with online trolls is dying down, we came across this brilliant Twitter account called Abhishek Bachchan.
Now as much as you'd like to believe otherwise, this account is fake, it's a parody. (OR IS IT?)
These tweets are so brutally honest, we can't help but giggle:
When he said what all of us were thinking
Kejriwal saying Modiji can kill him is like, Aftab Shivdasani saying that Khans of bollywood are jealous by collection of his movies.— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) July 30, 2016
Full points for honesty, Abhishek!
The only reason I don't tweet for long periods is to confuse people that I actually have some work.— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) July 29, 2016
I'm glad I have never worked in a movie based on a stolen plot. Its a different thing that my movies don't have any plot in the first place.— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) June 29, 2016
I like this bai!
Aaj haḍḍ ho gayi, kal mom ne kaamwali bai ko kaha neighbours se chaabi le ke kaam kar lena to bolti "Abhishek bhi ghar pe nahi honge kya ?"— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) June 22, 2016
AAP ka bhala ho Abhishek!
Guys, I think I am ready to join AAP now. Din bhar ghar pe baiṭh ke dharna dene se achha Jantar Mantar pe doon.— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) June 22, 2016
That time when the words 'Uday Chopra' and 'awards' were used in the same sentence.
Aftab Shivdasani, Me and Uday Chopra joined Award wapsi gang, but then even they fired us because of obvious reasons.— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) March 20, 2016
Or his (in)appropriate positioning at the World Cup match.
"Hum jahaṅ khaḍe hote hain, stage wahiṅ khatam ho jaata hai" pic.twitter.com/RflapZhlGK— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) March 20, 2016
Too much honesty there, Abhishek. Ouch!
When i want to give my opinion on important matters of the family. pic.twitter.com/lQJ1KlCuu9— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) March 21, 2016
Gotta give it to him, his analogy about beards and money is bang on!
Unwritten rule: Beard is inversely proportional to money! pic.twitter.com/Abs3odzBHf— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) March 21, 2016
There there, junior.
Uninstalled OLX from Aishwarya's phone for the 6th time now, it's fucking scary.— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) March 22, 2016
Thank you for being honest, Abhishek. Time for that anti-depressant now.
Thanks to Dhoom series, It's like MNREGA of Bollywood, guaranteed employment of 100 days for me and Uday! pic.twitter.com/9WuqXrr2Ys— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) March 21, 2016
Abhishek with his truth bombs.
Indian team need fielders like Fardeen Khan and Aftab Shivdasani, they haven't dropped a single movie even which were offered to them!— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) March 23, 2016
Easy there, tiger. Not everyone's a Drona like you. *wink wink*
Rare picture of me with King Khan, Can't share full photograph because SRK is standing on a stool in this picture. pic.twitter.com/DMkECMqvrc— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) March 23, 2016