"Hey! Where have you been? Haven't heard from you in days."
"What? I was at the mall. Don't you check my Facebook updates?"
This has happened to us for real. Facebook updates have now become a well-certified way to prove our existence. Check-ins and meal updates are a 'mandatory' post for most and we would be lying if we say that we haven't done it ourselves. The Mudgal Kreation actually made a poetic version of the very popular poem "Zinda Ho Tum" about it and The Desi Stuff — who are known for curating the best desi stuff — posted it. We are rolling on the floor, laughing.
You can watch the hilarious version here: