If you've opened the article, I presume that you're following Euro 2016 and that you have a favourite team (and hopefully, your team is still alive in the tournament). But if you had to describe your team, how would you do that? How would anyone describe a football team, for that matter?
To simplify things, how about we treat these teams as people? How about we imagine all these teams to be people in a bar? That should make things interesting!
So if all the teams at Euro 2016 were people in a bar, here's who each one of them would be: