Us common folk love to be in contact with opulence. It helps us forget about the mundane everyday-ness of our lives and our eyes inexplicably glisten with hope. But ever think of what luxury would look like at its most obscene? Take the amount of money in your mind and at least quadruple it. And give it to a group of teenagers. Yes. Kids. Billionnaire kids.

Instagram's Rich Russian Kids, gives us a look into the decadent and cringe-inducingly extravagant lives of the "untouchable luxury kids" from the land of vodka. And it is all kinds of shocking.

Allow us to dive right into their filthy rich everyday life. Yes, everyday life includes chilling in the Maldives.

Как погодка в Раше?😹☀️🏝 - by @dollmatova #RRK #RichRussianKids #maldives #villa #indianocean

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And gold Bentleys.

And presumably, they only hang out with people who have a Rolex.

Also, getting a dog is just way too aam aadmi for 'em.

Летом в это время было ещё светло😢 - by @razumovaalina #rrk #RichRussianKids #country #tiger #pet #family #tbt

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Unless the dog is exotic and comes with vintage champagne, crystal glasses and a Mercedes, of course.

How do they sleep at night, one might ask. On a bed of champagne bottles, people.

Подведение итогов лета — by @l_a_b_a_z_a_n #rrk #richrussiankids #moet #moetchandon

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And probably in the loving embrace of their private yacht, and all the French holidays money can buy.

Jet skiing in Mexico, cluttered with arm-candy is probably just an everyday occurrence.

Как в Мурманске сейчас?😂☀️🚀💸 - by @vitalyzdtv #RRK #RichRussianKids #jetski #girls #mexico

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Someone answer me this; what even is the point of flying if it ain't in a private plane!

And travelling on land is only worth the pain if it's in a Lamborghini Gallardo or on a frikkin' horse!

На чем к сохо? — by @666_arina #richrussiankids #rrk #sohorooms #sohocountryclub

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And if I were in their place, I'd also make sure my tiger cubs travelled in as much style.

"А мы точно на Крышу едем?"🐯 - by @milana_pich #rrk #RichRussianKids #bentley #tiger

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Y'know? Anything less than a Bentley or a Ferrari would just make the little guy miserable.

Speaking of misery, look at this poor girl drowning in a sea of Chanel and Dolce & Gabbana. Oh the pain!

And this girl who's utterly unmoved by her present. Probably 'cause she specifically told daddy that she wanted her seventh car to be a Rolls Royce! *rolls eyes*

Really, all the most expensive cars.

The biggest mansions.

And the apparent ability to crap money out their platinum butts.

Официант, забери чаевые😂😂💸 - by @sanek43 #alcomarathonRRK #RRK #RichRussianKids #tips #RRKstyle

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It's almost as if their entire life is one long 'Bond Villain For Dummies' tutorial. Seriously.

Ты готов услышать нет?👸🏼💣😍 - by @alexandraworld2612 #RRK #RichRussianKids #interior #home

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Seriously. These mini Russian Bond Villains are not f*cking around.

That's all folks! Here's a pile of money.

На сегодня - by @maga_grin #rrk #RichRussianKids #money #themoneyteam #rouble

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Thanks, Rich Russian Kids. For showing us there really is such a thing as too much money.

*shoots self*