There are some people who absolutely should not be allowed the use of a twitter account. User The Indian Father is not one of them. His jokes aren’t just funny, but they’re damn relatable too.
These are some of the best tweets we could find on the account. Take a look.
If my daughter gets an “F” on her school report card, it better be in the gender column.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 29, 2015
“dad, I have chemistry with this girl and..”you’re saving tuition fee by taking help for chemistry? Proud of you!*dejected son walks away*
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 21, 2015
Son: dad, I’m thirsty.Me: For knowledge?
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 18, 2015
Beta, what’s your blood group?Son: B+ papa.Find a new home till you can say A+
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 18, 2015
I like my children the way I like my coffee. With a good degree.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 17, 2015
Dear Airtel, Papa ko itna bhi khush mat karo ki papa ki gaand fat jaye.#AirtelZero #SaveTheInternet
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 11, 2015
Son wanted to go on a trip. Reminded him about the things he could’ve done and been somewhere in life by now. A guilt trip is still a trip.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 10, 2015
oh look, family selfie time. For our ration card.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 4, 2015
“Tu jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai”. I am that Baap.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 2, 2015
Daughter said she wants to be a model. I asked her for whom she wants to be a role model? She silently walked away. Was it something I said?
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 31, 2015
The fertility rate in India is 2.3 children/woman. My in-laws think I should have had 3 kids, just to be on the better side of that average.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 27, 2015
My son asked me raise his pocket money. I asked him not to raise his standards.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 30, 2015
I advice my children to scream into a pillow rather than outrage on the internet. Pillow doesn’t offer opinions, hence peacefully solved.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 30, 2015
My daughter said she has a fantasy, and I was about to yell at her, but she completed her sentence with “.. League cricket team”. :’)
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 8, 2015
I’m a father, I give orders.I ask questions between answers.My family are my troops, the fence their border.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 4, 2015
