Batman V Superman has released. And just like Deadpool, people had been waiting for this superhero clash saga for years.

No kidding.

But while us desi fans are super excited about the movie, Batman V Superman could've never taken place in India. Like never. Impossible.

Don't believe me? Well, here's why.

1. A millionaire taking up a masked identity? Only if he's taken loans from multiple banks.

The only reason why a millionaire in India would conceal his identity is so that he can hide from all the people he's taken loans from.

2. Making a superhero out of an alien? Dude, we make aliens out of our fellow Indians.

Superman would've probably been killed with a piece of kryptonite dipped in gangaajal.