Batman V Superman has released. And just like Deadpool, people had been waiting for this superhero clash saga for years.
But while us desi fans are super excited about the movie, Batman V Superman could've never taken place in India. Like never. Impossible.
Don't believe me? Well, here's why.
1. A millionaire taking up a masked identity? Only if he's taken loans from multiple banks.
The only reason why a millionaire in India would conceal his identity is so that he can hide from all the people he's taken loans from.
2. Making a superhero out of an alien? Dude, we make aliens out of our fellow Indians.
Superman would've probably been killed with a piece of kryptonite dipped in gangaajal.