Alcohol.
In good times and bad, in happiness and sorrow, in sickness and health – alcohol is something that has never given up on us.
A smooth, glistening drink in a glass, waiting to make us feel better and forget all our sorrows, alcohol has given us the courage to do things we were probably better off, but had a great time doing them anyway!
And don’t you listen to the naysayers who’ve written off this elixir because they have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. And if they do it again, just pull off some of these sassy lines on them!