8 Reasons Why Indians Are The Best Drunks Ever

We are Indians. And we are the probably the best drunks on the planet. Okay, so we when it comes to drinking, we may not be as famous as the Irish or as prolific as the Germans. But if you’re looking for colourful, fun and crazy, then look no further. Here’s why we’re the best.    

And yes, this one’s to be taken with a pinch of salt. Get some lime wedges while you’re at it!    

1. We’re never on the phone when we drive.

2. That’s because whenever we drink, we take taxis!>

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3. We get insanely creative when we’re drunk!

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4. Not to mention insanely jugaadu.

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5. Our celebrities get drunk in style. Here’s our Lootera.

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6. If we feel sick, we go right to sleep.

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7. Screw paper bags. We drink openly and proudly. FUCK THE POHLEEES!

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8. But sometimes, we do go a little overboard.

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Which leads to situations like these.

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For which we have solutions like these.

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