Alia Bhatt Wore A ₹2 Lakh Pyjama & My Broke-Ass Has Some Very Important Questions For Her

Arushi Kapoor

Today I learnt that Alia Bhatt was spotted wearing a pyjama, yes a literal pyjama suit, worth a nominal sum of approximately ₹2 Lakh.

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Yeah. All of ₹2 Lakh.

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So while your peasant brain processes that information, my broke millennial ass wants to ask her these VERY important questions.

First of all, have we finally got a SmartPyjama now?

Does it come with an instruction manual?

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Iska first copy milega Chandni Chowk mein?

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^ Mera CTC pehen ke tum itni dukhi kyun ho, Alia?

Do you keep it in a locker during the day?

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Do you need to show your PAN and Aadhaar card when you buy it?

Pliss to tell, Alia.

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