While she may be a borderline sociopath, I’m admittedly a little bit in awe of her diabolical awesomeness. Here are just a few ways Ma Sheela is basically all of us.
1. She’s a bit of a potty mouth.
Pretty much like us f*cking sailors.
2. She overuses her signature catchphrase.
Exactly like how we overkill whatever phrase we latched on to for the month. Amiright?
3. She has an unhealthy obsession with a male celebrity.
Hey, Fawad!
4. She’ll go to tremendous lengths to destroy her enemies.
Welcome to the world of screenshots, bitches.
5. She has a loyal squad she can summon when needed.
Where my bitches at?
6. She has massive FOMO.
And I… ahem she. She needs to know what’s going on everywhere.
7. She feels a sense of accomplishment when she gets others intoxicated.
On alcohol and umm… substances.
8. She has bad hair days.
With a brave face on!
9. She’s extremely petty on the inside.
*Secretly plots revenge for not getting a party invite*
10. She loves attention.
And why shouldn’t we… ahem she. Why shouldn’t she?
11. She loves to party hard.
Tough titties!