Thugs of Hindostan is finally out, and despite its star cast and massive budget, the film is a dud. Since there’s always better things you could do with your time than watch Amitabh in a wet blanket, here are some suggestions.
1. Watch paint dry.
Still more interesting than Mugs of Hindostan of whatever.
2. Eat a spoon of cinnamon.
The pain should give you an idea of just how torturous the film is.
3. Try to determine the taste of water.
At least water won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth.
4. Watch a plant grow in real time.
The movie will still feel longer though.
5. Stand outside the hall with a ‘free hugs’ sign.
God knows the poor souls will need it.
6. Draw eyes above your belly button so it looks like a face.
Then make it talk.
7. See how many times you can slap yourself before you pass out.
Personal record – 69.
8. Watch Swami Nithyananda videos.
You’ll probably understand it more than the movie.
9. Try to lick your elbows.
Moist elbows, that’s the dream.
10. Stare at a TV that’s switched off.
Yeah, this got weird. But not as weird the movie!