If Sacred Games Characters Applied for ‘Real’ Jobs, This Is What Their CVs Would Look Like

Rohit Bhattacharya

It doesn’t matter who you are – work is work, and sooner or later, it’s going to come for your unemployed butt. The office doesn’t spare anyone, Gaitonde bhai included, which is why everyone on Sacred Games actually has a CV. Netflix’s Instagram even put Gaitonde’s up! Now to just upload them on LinkedIN.  

Wow! None of these guys are ever getting hired!


Design credit: Lucky Mehendiratta

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