You know everything and have an answer to anything under the sun. You have a ready response to any question, doesn’t matter if it was asked to you or not. It gets annoying at times, but at the end they know they can’t do without you. Why? Because you are their Google for advice, gossip and everything in between.
Call us, antaryaami, c all us gyaani.. but satya vachan toh yahi hai ki hume sab pata hai!
1.There is no conversation happening around you that you aren’t aware of!
“Tujhe pata hai Pinki ke boyfriend ke papa ke best friend ne usse kya kaha?”
2. Even if someone talks about something that you don’t know, you still have an opinion to add on.
“Tu sahi keh raha hai PARR…”
3. You find it difficult to accept the fact that you sometimes go wrong with information.
“Yaar jisnne mujhe ye baat batayi thi na, wo banda bilkul pagal hai!”
4. What’s even more difficult, is for you admit that someone knows more than you do!
” Tujhe kaise pata? Kisne bataya? Kaise pata woh sacchh bol raha hai?”
5. You always enjoyed betting with friends because you knew you will win, anyway.
“Lagi shart?”
6. Even for a rhetorical question, your answer is a half an hour long speech!
“Pagal hai kya?”
“Pagal toh nahi, par main jab choti thi na…”
7. You are quite the ‘Notice Board’ for your colleagues and friends. You are the prima facie for every event.