Aaah snacks. Or as my Gujarati cousin calls it — snakes. For many people (including me), they’re the lifeblood that allows us to lead normal lives and be productive members of society. Us snacking enthusiasts really can’t live without our babies. As I’m sure you’ll relate.
And if you’re one of us, I’m sure you’ll relate to these 6 things too.
1. You’re fiercely protective of your snacks.
If you could, you’d hire an entire army to stand guard, protecting your snacks. But sadly you have to be your own guard. Anytime anyone comes near your hoard, you turn into Gollum from ‘Lord of the Rings’. He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he love to snacc.
2. If you don’t get your snacks you get HANGRY!!
It starts with a rumble in the stomach, and soon turns into full blown rage where everything around us makes us angry and the only way to pacify us is with food. When we don’t get our cravings satisfied, we can turn into real Hulks at a moment’s notice. Trust me, you don’t want to keep a snacker hungry. They’ll turn green and everything.
3. The urge to snack can hit you anywhere!
You might be in the middle of a really important meeting. Or might have just woken up in the middle of the night. When the urge to snack hits, you are a slave to it. Just check out this video of a girl who had a very similar problem, and how the fiery captain Virat Kohli solves it.
4. Your grocery bill is always HUUUUGEE
The rule is, you get one bag of regular groceries to 3 bags of things to munch on. In fact you spend more on snacks in a month than most people spend on petrol! Or rent!
5. You’re an expert at ignoring people who like giving “health advice”
Everyone loves to give advice. And somehow people love giving advice about eating habits a lot more. “Yes Birju Chacha, I will only eat one lettuce leaf a day, now can you please leave me alone?”
6. On vacations, your snack bags are bigger than your actual bag
Because who needs clothes when you have munchies!
So, if you nodded yes to each of these points and have been munching on some snacks while reading this, then you need to get Too Yumm’s Chilli Achaari Karare immediately. This lip-smackin’ and crunchy snack is the answer to your every craving, especially with that chatpata achaari flavour. And if you’re looking for more, check out their nostalgia inducing Noodle Masala flavour, which will instantly transport you back to your hostel days.