There are a million reasons why beer drinkers are awesome. Firstly, they drink beer. The others, are as follows;
1. We can’t be slotted.
We’re not teetotalers, and we’re not alcoholics. Nobody can judge us!
2. We are a lively bunch.
3. We have a deep bond of brotherhood.
We’re an honourable bunch of fellas. We live and die by the Bud-Code.
4. Football is so much more awesome with beer!
A lot of sports bars would go out of business if it weren’t for football, beer and yours truly.
5. Beer drinkers are much more likely to buy each other a drink.
It’s not a big deal for us really. For us, it’s like social service.
6. Our tables are the noisiest and the funniest.
Like a bunch of Viking warriors, no less.
7. Because some beer and a sense of humour can get you a long way.
Aww yeah.
8. We count both the young and the old among our ranks.
9. Beer is the only drink that is actually good for you.
A beer a day keeps them kidney stones away!