Simply put, Salvador Dali or that crazy-looking wide eyed moustached guy as some of us know him, was a genius. A mad, eccentric, over-the-top, flamboyant genius. His artistic ability was matched only by his exuberant fashion sense. And most geniuses (Genii? Who knows?) usually have one or two useful pieces of advice to share with the world. And Dali was no exception. So here it is. Dali at his verbal best.