15 Bizarre News Reports That Are Just Everyday Life For Us Indians

Rohit Bhattacharya

There’s a lot of talk about the kind of content TV news channels in India put out. They’ve been aptly described as having a ‘seizure inducing amount of information on the screen at once‘, and feeling like ‘playing slot machines in a Mumbai casino while high on peyote‘. But let’s not neglect our prestigious newspapers, after all, there’s some kinds of news that can only elicit one response – “Yup, that’s India.”

Even our trains are fashionably late in India.

Timesofindia

Remember the most awkward hug you ever had? Multiply that by 75.

News18

Guess who’s back? Back again. Santy’s back. Tell a friend.

But now he can’t even tell her he loves her! 

Huffingtonpost

This headline’s giving me the chills.

Timesofindia

What an absolute legend!

BBC

Unwanted primate pregnancies? NOT UP IN HERE!

Telegraph

There’s such a thing as trying too hard, guys.

Twitter

Ayy lmao, I totally got you bro!

Time

You do the crime, you do the time! – Bakra Police Department

Telegraph

*Slaps editor*

Twitter

This serpentine situation…

Theaustralian

 …and its unfortunate end.

Timesofindia

 Green, mean and obscene!

Telegraph

It’s just parental supervision is all.

Cbsnews

Only in India!

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