Stoners Beware, Scientists Are Currently Working On Making A Weed Breathalyzer

Smrutisnat Jena

You know that little machine you have to blow into, for the cops to find out if you are drunk?

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Yeah well, that same machine is now being made for stoners!

See, right now, testing a person for marijuana consumption requires blood, urine or hair samples and the results show if they have THC in their system, and not if they are currently under the influence.

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Well, that is about to change soon.

According to Vice, scientists are sprinting towards a weed breathalyzer. If when and you eventually blow into the machine, it sends air flowing over carbon nanotubes thousands of times smaller than a human hair to help identify THC molecules.

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But one of the possible loopholes in a weed breathalyzer could be that it could only detect THC when you’ve smoked pot. But if you’ve had edibles, the machine might have some serious problems detecting it. 

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So don’t do it, man. If you are stoned, stay at home, order some food. Don’t go out for a drive. 

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