Some Assholes Are Trying To Ban Birds From Trees To Avoid Poop On Their Expensive Cars

Isha Jalan

In a rather shocking incident reported from Bristol, England, some rich brats have installed anti-bird spikes on trees to avoid bird poop from falling on their expensive cars. 

The incident came to light after a user posted the photos on Twitter. 

Needless to say, people called out the shitty move. 

A local had a pretty crappy explanation for the act and told The Bristol Post, “The spikes are solely to protect the cars, there is no other reason. There is a big problem with bird droppings around here. They can really make a mess of cars, and for some reason they [the birds] do seem to congregate around this area.”

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