Masturbation A.K.A. hasthmaithun: A deeply personal, bordering at (maybe) pointless yet inexplicably enjoyable act that people, from all regions and religions ‘practice’, irrespective of coitus.
And if you ever felt guilty about sneaking off for a quick fap, now you have a valid excuse, courtesy the fine people at PornHub.
Presenting Wankband, a device which converts the ‘up-down’ hand motion of masturbation into energy, to be used for recharging mobile phones, computers, tablets, cameras…
…if you got low power, jerk it, shake it and charge it!
And here is a very neatly made promotional video explaining it all in a very SFW fashion.
Giving manpower a whole new meaning.
Although, we do frown at how women seem to have been completely ignored as potential users of the band.