We Used Indian Govt’s Logic On ‘No Deaths Due To Lack Of Oxygen’ On Other Everyday Things

Smrutisnat Jena

Yesterday, the central government under Narendra Modi told the parliament that there had been no deaths due to the lack of oxygen that was separately reported by the states or Union Territories. Well, we must have been living in a different country then. Anyhow, we used that whole logic on a bunch of other things. Mind you, all these things could miraculously happen in the future as well. 

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And just like that, we are a $5 trillion economy!

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