11 Things No Man Should Ever Do When Getting A Blowjob

Saurav Bhanot

There isn’t a man who doesn’t like getting a blowjob. And yet, there are many who do enough and more to convince women that they don’t deserve one. 

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If you’d like to make sure that there’s never a paucity of oral sex in your life, don’t do these 11 things:

1. Don’t push her head down

It’s absolutely rude and disgusting. Because by pushing her head, you’re literally forcing her to take your penis further into her mouth. 

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2. Don’t start thrusting

To put it simply, she’s just giving you a blowjob. You are NOT having sex with her mouth!

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3. Don’t stare at her 

If and when she decides to look at you, she shouldn’t find you staring at her like a creep. Can’t do much? Just shut your eyes and feel the sensation. 

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4. Don’t pet her head or rub her back

Repeat this in your head: she’s not a dog, she’s not your child. 

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5. Don’t keep your hands still

A little bit of caressing or holding her hand or something else will show just how interested you are in what’s happening with your member! 

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6. Don’t stay silent

Yes, don’t start discussing the weather outside but make sure to make the right noises. She’d like to know you’re having a good time.

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7. Don’t give her instructions

It’s bad manners to tell her what she should be doing. If you’re so good, how about you do it yourself? 

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8. Don’t come without warning

Never. NEVER EVER!

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9. Don’t ask her to swallow

If she’d like to, she’ll say so herself. 

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10. Don’t fart

How’d you like if the same happened to you? Especially when you’re so close to someone’s asshole. 

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11. Don’t say it if you didn’t like it

Whether she’s your girlfriend or a random hook-up, keep your criticism to yourself. 

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To many awesome blowjobs in the future!

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