Well, shit like this, while common on LinkedIn, is rarely visible on Twitter. But courtesy of @__mihir claims, we got a peek into possibly the most narcissistic take on friendship on the bird app.
And…and…and Twitter janta is getting furious and slamming the user. Here’s how:
This is giving Arjun from ZNMD energy. Keep the corporate out of your friendships, no one wants to sign up for this bullshit.
-@pishtieee
I just finished my performance review with Mihir. Sad to say I’m being let go.
-@neelsalami
People who post shit like this don’t have 5 meaningful relations in their life.
-@ELgujjju
So how does this work? Your buddy calls you who you ve known for years and he s like lets go grab a beer. But he did not make the cut last Q.. What do you tell him sorry you dont make enough money? Call me again when you earn more then me? If anybody does this IRL stop dude…
-@Don_Bue
Many netizens also shared their versions of criteria for being friends with people:
Well, after a bit of taking hits on the chin from everyone and their mother on Twitter, Mihir has claimed that his tweet was an attempt at shitposting and that people should understand a joke when they encounter it. Well, we apologise Mihir, but tell better jokes, man! Seriously! In our defence, you do fit the profile of a CEO mindset, ‘2nd standard se IIT ka prepare kar raha hoon‘ types. So you know, not really our problem.
Well, either the joke got an ovation or boos doesn’t really matter. The tweet already banged!