Cats – the beings whose attention towards their owners are recorded for posterity, can be mean little creatures. At the same time, they’re also the pets that mind their own business, until it’s time to feed them. But they are the softest furballs to cuddle up to, and their royal attention does not include tackling you down. But mostly known for owning every path they tread as the red carpet (including your laptop keyboard) with their sass, it won’t be too tough to imagine them telling you the things that you run from.

Hard truths from cats on Tumblr is making cats say what we hate hearing the most. But being an a**hole is what cats do best, so here’s them doing their thing. Take a look!

Really, thank god they can’t  talk.