Shovon Chowdhury

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Humor- Current Events, Funny News, Political Satire

What Happens When A Monkey Doesn’t Like Your Banana?

“What am I supposed to say?”, whispered Johor, as they stood in front of his desk. The monkey remained on the bookshelf, muttering to himself. “Just tell him you want to meet the Chairman without Form 16B”, said Mr Wable, softly, keeping his back to the door. Johor cleared his throat nervously. The monkey eyed [&hellip;]

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The Monkey Whose Father Is A Cabinet Minister &#038; Has A Government Job

You can read the previous episodes of the series here “The only person with answers around here is the monkey”, explained Mr Wable, as they stood in the middle of his room. They stayed close to the door. The monkey was sitting on top of a bookshelf, scratching himself. Johor had heard about the monkey, [&hellip;]

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Has A Monkey Become A Senior Government Officer?

Mr Wable eyed him suspiciously. Was he trying to be funny? Sometimes he suspected that he was. “What do you mean ‘Not Applicable’? It’s applicable to the whole nation. Since the Constitution was revised to make all jobs hereditary, everyone interns with their father. Even VVIPs are not exempt. Are you one of those enemies of the Constitution?”

Can A Monkey Become A Senior Government Officer In Tomorrow’s India?

Episode 4 of our satire on Tomorrow’s India: No Son Of Mine.

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Episode 3 Of A Satire On Tomorrow’s India: No Son Of Mine

“You forgot to attest the duplicate copy of your DNA sample”, said Mr Wable crossly, looking at the small jar on his table. It was some form of cloudy liquid. Probably sputum. “How many times do I have to tell you the same thing?” He was middle-aged and decaying rapidly, like his files.

Is this what working at the State Bank Of India is really like?

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Episode 2 Of A Satire On Tomorrow’s India: No Son Of Mine

“The building is proof that the bank really exists”, his father had once explained, and refused to elaborate further. Yes, but what do you do there, dad, he had felt like asking. But he never did.  His father was small, mild, and quick with his fists. What did they do all day, sitting in their [&hellip;]

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Episode 1 Of A Satire On Tomorrow’s India: No Son Of Mine

Johor Banerjee lived in a country where the value of a man was determined by his father’s sperm. Johor repudiated this notion. He refused to have his life determined by gonads. It was undignified. So here he was, early in the morning, on a bus, being confronted by a toddler. The child could not have [&hellip;]

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