I could type ‘beer’ 500 times and make my point. But I’ll try to word my feelings about it anyway.
If I were to be left alone on an island with an unlimited supply of one thing - WiFi or beer, I’d go for the latter.
If I had to pick between a personal home theatre and a personal brewery for the house, I’d pick the latter again.
If I could get a free supply for either my favourite brand of clothes or beer for the rest of my life, I’d go with the latter, yet again.
No really, I’d do all of that. That’s how much I love beer.
I mean, I’d drown in it.
How special is that first sip? It’s almost like some kind of spiritual experience. It opens up the mind and sets me free from all bullshit.
Beer always makes everything okay; actually, better than it was before.
Beer never, ever disappoints. Beer is the greatest.
So, if you’re on the same page as me, and a beer loyalist till the end, read on. These quotes could’ve been yours. Or mine.
Long live beer! All hail beer! Beer beer beer!
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