There's a lot of talk about the kind of content TV news channels in India put out. They've been aptly described as having a 'seizure inducing amount of information on the screen at once', and feeling like 'playing slot machines in a Mumbai casino while high on peyote'. But let's not neglect our prestigious newspapers, after all, there's some kinds of news that can only elicit one response - "Yup, that's India."

Even our trains are fashionably late in India.

Source: Timesofindia

Remember the most awkward hug you ever had? Multiply that by 75.

Source: News18

Guess who's back? Back again. Santy's back. Tell a friend.

But now he can't even tell her he loves her!

Source: Huffingtonpost

This headline's giving me the chills.

Source: Timesofindia

What an absolute legend!

Source: BBC

Unwanted primate pregnancies? NOT UP IN HERE!

Source: Telegraph

There's such a thing as trying too hard, guys.

Source: Twitter

Ayy lmao, I totally got you bro!

Source: Time

You do the crime, you do the time! - Bakra Police Department

Source: Telegraph

*Slaps editor*

Source: Twitter

This serpentine situation...

Source: Theaustralian

...and its unfortunate end.

Source: Timesofindia

Green, mean and obscene!

Source: Telegraph

It's just parental supervision is all.

Source: Cbsnews

Only in India!