Chris Pratt, the guy who dropped adulting truth bombs in Parks and Recreation, is one absolute cake, with a cherry of humour. His dialogues are food for memes, and his natural & easygoing screen presence makes him the most relatable character onscreen, no matter what the role may be.
Also, did ya know, he is soon to share screen space with Pee Cee in 'Cowboy Ninja Viking'? Woot Woot.
And, he's incredibly hot. Ji haan.
These days, I’m trying to stay in top shape for work. So when I see a beer I can’t help but squint my eyes and imagine a treadmill- Specifically how long I’ll have to be on that treadmill to burn off the beer. Michelob ULTRA has only 95 calories and 2.6 grams of carbs SO... I can run that off very easily. Probably in like 10 seconds? (I run 85 mph) Which really makes you wonder why I’m not playing in the Super Bowl instead of just doing a commercial that will air during the Super Bowl. So anyways, Michelob ULTRA doesn’t throw off my workout routine. And it tastes great. So... That’s what I call a win win. Check it out before it airs on Sunday: http://bit.ly/2nnSlgO #LiveULTRA @MichelobULTRA #spon
How can someone be so hot and so funny? Hmm. Something's fishy for sure.
Not sure whether the picture's better or the caption.
Ok. So the @instylemagazine Photographer saw my earlier post and sent this photo! Proof! I did stand next to a horse. And also, I put that hat on the horses head. Boom. My idea! #classic And it didn't even freak out. I learned how to do that when I was making the #magnificent7 I basically learned a ton about dressing horses in funny clothes, hats, scarves, the like, you'll see a lot of that in the movie. Our horses are wearing funny little hats and boots and smoking pipes. Does anyone ever read this shit? Haha! That's not true. None of it. Well the part about me putting the hat on the horses head is true. I'm like the horse whisperer. Right after this I got it to stand on one foot and break a board with a blind fold on. Then I jumped it. Over a mountain. Not to brag.
Chris Pratt explaining his poses is the best thing that has ever happened to Instagram!
Decrease the level of pretentiousness of your Instagram uploads, Chris Pratt-style.
Step 1 : Hint at it yo'self.
Step 2: Keep explaining it in excruciating details, until it surpasses the level of pretentiousness.
And here we are casually sobbing our hearts out.
"If a train of thought left my phone going 80 miles an hour due east- would it still be douchey to post more pics from my @vanityfair shoot?"
This is the only kind of maths we like, and the answer is YES. Lock kar diya jaye.
This is a picture of me on the cover [email protected] that water was cold AF. The magazine is on newsstands now. Is news stands one word? Is it newsstands or news stands? Siri didn't correct me and put a line underneath it so. That settles that. Anyways. You can go get it at the place where they sell magazines. Rite Aid or whatever. There is also an online version floating around somewhere. The article is very nice. Please read it. It talks about my upbringing and my faith. I remember seeing Heath Ledger on the cover of Vanity Fair when I was a kid. I read the article. Then one day I saw him driving through Hollywood. He had an awesome Ford Mustang. I drove a Suzuki Samurai at the time and was dead broke. Quick question... If a train of thought left my phone going 80 miles an hour due east- would it still be douchey to post more pics from my @vanityfair shoot?
Get you a man who can do both.
Whenever you're feeling low, scroll down Chris Pratt's Instagram. Seriously.
"So many big stars. So many awesome actors. It was a real “pinch me,” moment. So naturally I pinched Benedict Cumberbatch and he was so in character he literally opened up a portal to the astral plane! I was like “whoa!” And then he pushed me in! At first it was cool. But now I’m starting to get concerned...."
I had a pretty surreal photo shoot while filming #avengers #infinitywar We took this photo (which will appear on the cover of some issues of @vanityfair) We also shot a “Marvel 10th Anniversary Class Photo” which included just about anyone that’s ever been in the 22 Marvel movies made in that time! That was really something. I kept looking around, flabbergasted. So many big stars. So many awesome actors. It was a real “pinch me,” moment. So naturally I pinched Benedict Cumberbatch and he was so in character he literally opened up a portal to the astral plane! I was like “whoa!” And then he pushed me in! At first it was cool. But now I’m starting to get concerned. I’ve been here for hundreds of years. As you know from seeing Dr. Strange time is kinda tricky in the Astral plane. I’m hoping he’ll contact me soon to let me out? I don’t know if he has Instagram. Someone tell him? I know @tomholland2013 follows me. Can you tell him Tom? Hope he didn’t forget about me. I love being in Marvel movies. I’d hate to miss the premiere of #infinitywar next summer.
Also not to break your heart or anything, but, his romance with Katherine Schwarzenegger is heating up with all the PDA and what-not.
These cuties, who have been seeing each other for about 2 months now, were recently spotted enjoying a Sunday morning church service.
*Pops open another jar of Nutella to help relieve the heartache*
And, we're forever indebted to 'Parks and Rec' people, for giving us Andy Dwyer.
This is what adulting looks like.
Us RN, totes.
Anyhoo, we'll be watching 'Parks and Rec', Guardians Of The Galaxy and 'Jurassic Park' on repeat now. Have a good day, people.