Alcoholism is like gravity. All you need is a little push. While most of us enjoy a drink every now and then, more often than not, there's a certain level of guilt involved. Hence, we need a reason (no matter how trivial or lame it is) to help us overcome our guilt. After all, peene waalon ko peene ka bahana chahiye.
Take for example these brilliant ads right here that'll give you some excellent reasons to chug down a drink or two. Check 'em out.
1. Seriously, ladies! Take some time off.
2. Read between the lines, people.
3. Don't insult it by calling it alcohol. It's much more than that.
4. Tujhe itni bhi khabar hai ki tera...
5. That was deep. I did not anticipate that.
6. Who doesn't need a power up?
7. I'm convinced. Ek Old Monk ka addha dena bhaiyya!
8. "Agla stock yahin se uthaoonga."- Salman Khan
9. "It's all about drinking with your family"- Kabhie Whiskey, Kabhie Rum.
10. There's chilled beer. There's freezing cold beer. And then there's...
11. Don't get him wrong. He's just trying to help.
12. Teachers, here's a fine excuse for you to drink Teacher's.
13. Drink it up for courage.
14. Nothing says 'Welcome to Punjab' better than this.
15. Go ahead. Buy something. It will be legen -wait for it- dary!