Yes, everyone loves Bollywood songs. Even the people who say they don’t. They’re fun to listen to, and sing along with, and drunk-dance to. But the lyrics are always about love and other lofty feelings. I tried to reimagine Bollywood lyrics for everyday situations but ended up killing a few songs in the process.

Can you think of any more?

Design Credits: Saransh Singh & Lakshya Vij