It's no secret that the mystery sauce to any successful Indian television show is hard drugs. Cause what you're about to see next can only be described as WTF?

I mean is this an aakhon-hi-aakhon-mein wrestling match? And the aggressive sindoor shoving the ultimate knock-out? There's so much romance in one clip my heart is aching.

Twitter was equally midfucked by this bizarre shaadi:

I knew drugs enhance creativity. Didn't know to this degree.