Would you believe me if I told you that there’s something that can be the beacon of hope and the saving grace of 2020? Well, Keanu Reeves is auctioning a one-on-one zoom call to raise money for charity.

That’s right folks, there is a chance that you might have a virtual conversation (read: date) with the internet’s boyfriend a.k.a John Wick. The only question is how much are you willing to donate for a good cause to grab this unique opportunity?

My broke ass that can barely afford to rent a movie starring Keanu Reeves on YouTube right now:
How can someone raise funds for a good cause and make their fan’s dreams come true? All I can say is, Keanu, you’re breathtaking.