How could any sequel ever match the level of insanity David Hasselhoff brought as a human speedboat-man in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie?


Well, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run trailer just threw Keanu Reeves in your face!



Keanu Reeves, the internet’s boyfriend and the new poster boy for Neo-Masculinity, can be seen as a head floating in a tumbleweed. 


This unexpected turn of events has obviously made Twitter lose its shit!

Well, according to the trailer, SpongeBob and Patrick on the hunt for SpongeBob’s pet snail, Gary, who’s gone missing, which is when they meet a floating Keanu-head saying, ‘I am made out of sage and I am a sage.’

You can watch the trailer here: 

The film releases on the 22nd of May, 2020.