As the entire world is celebrating ‘White Chocolate Day’ today, let me just put some facts out there. WHITE CHOCOLATE IS AN OXYMORON, WHITE CHOCOLATE IS NOT CHOCOLATE.

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It doesn’t look like chocolate. It doesn’t smell like chocolate. It definitely doesn’t taste like chocolate. So why the hell is it classified as a chocolate?  

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Here’s a fun fact for all you white chocolate lovers out there, it is actually NOT even considered as chocolate because it lacks cocoa. IT IS LITERALLY JUST SOLIDIFIED MILK CUBES. 

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It’s like somebody forgot to put chai patti (tea leaves) in your chai and you’re just drinking warm-sugared milk. 

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Like somebody forgot to put masala in your Maggi and you’re having bland, boiled noodles. 

Like somebody forgot to put cocoa in your ‘chocolate’. 

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It is disgusting, right? When you take out key ingredients from classic, comfort food. 

Also if I wanted my chocolate to taste like dhoodh wouldn’t I just grab a glass of milk instead? Because what’s the goddamn difference.

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I mean you don’t even have to do the effort to go to a store and get white chocolates, you can make it at home with butter, milk, and sugar.

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But then again why do you want to put in so much of an effort when you can just suck onto powder milk pouches, instead? 

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TBH, white chocolate just exists in the chocolate family because of REPRESENTATION. 

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I think I hate white chocolates as much as I hate elaichi in my biryani.