Unless you were living under a massive, network-jamming, news-blocking, giant rock, you know an obscene show of wealth took place this weekend in the name of the Ambani Sangeet.
Adding very expensive insult to our impoverished emotional injury was a show-stopping exclusive performance by Beyonce. Yes. Queen Bey.
this isn’t a beyoncé concert.... this is someone’s wedding.... Girl i- pic.twitter.com/0JmmzW0kYK— O n i 🐝 (@onifinau) December 9, 2018
While we were still recovering from the wtf-ness of whatever happened, the world outside of India was downright flabbergasted.
And Twitter is still scratching their heads, asking the important question — “Exactly how rich does one have to be to have Beyonce perform at one’s pre-wedding?”
First of all, how rich do you have to be to have BEYONCÉ perform at your wedding?!— tim hell. (@itsTimHell) December 9, 2018
we were going to have Beyoncé perform at our wedding but decided to just make a playlist Candice’s iphone instead 🙄 https://t.co/7BgN8ZJRZb— Casey Neistat (@CaseyNeistat) December 10, 2018
I want “private Beyoncé concert” money. That’s not even a goal I knew I needed. But I see the vision!— Millionaire la flare (@DeeRene_) December 10, 2018
I’m sorry Beyoncé is performing at somebody’s wedding today!? What kinda money they got pic.twitter.com/pnNtSZSzs5— Daniella Creme (@BeautyMarkDot) December 9, 2018
You know your dad is rich when he can afford to hire Beyonce to sing at your PRE-wedding party. What do you do for the actual wedding -- pay someone to resurrect John Lennon? https://t.co/lc1AbIFyjq— chris morran (@themorrancave) December 10, 2018
We don’t blame their shock and awe, especially after all the hilarity it ensued.
If Beyoncé ever agreed to preform at my wedding I’d get married in a stadium. Charge 12,000 people $600 each and pay her 6 million. Thus profiting 1.2 million. pic.twitter.com/nBjAop9UYE— Destiny Phillips (@DestinyPhillip5) December 10, 2018
If Beyonce is performing at my wedding I'm obviously getting married at one of her concerts! 😂😂😂👍🏼💯— Rori 🌊🌊🌊🌊 (@roriIZfunny) December 10, 2018
If Beyoncè performs at my wedding y’all are buying tickets to get in. https://t.co/vSgWvEVit8— Frederick Joseph (@FredTJoseph) December 10, 2018
When you’re wealthy enough to afford to have Beyonce perform at a pre-wedding event: pic.twitter.com/s4pMi67ZM5— MUSOLE KAMBINDA (@Musolek) December 11, 2018
No, but seriously. HOW rich are you, Ambanis?