Gujjus, we live garbha and breathe dhokla.
If you're a Gujarati or have ever had a Gujju friend, then you'll probably relate to these 'Tope Class' (as they would say) hilarious tweets we've compiled.
I really thought Planet of the Apes was a gujju man using the Google Play Store.— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) December 10, 2016
I'm so Gujarati that even if there's a really pretty girl with me in the rickshaw, I cannot take my eyes away from the meter.— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) September 22, 2014
*Gujju wrote this English Love Letter on Valentine Day*Maari Deer Pusspa Ben, U r que tea, luv lee, no tea, on nest, attract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very pre teaTaro lower, Come less bhai...😂😂😂 #Gujju #Prem #GujratModelLove— H_Sidhu (@Jonty_Sidhu) February 24, 2018
What a joke....!!!Scam Gujju!Check Gujju!RBI Governor Gujju!Finance Secretary's Gujju!Planning Commission PE Gujju!.On Top (PM) Gujju!.......And all Gujju teamed up to Robb Bank of warlords!..Extent grown man warlords!😂😂😂😂#gujju = gujrat— Er Mohd Shanu official (@ItzShaNuAnsaRi) February 18, 2018
@Anupsonicp #sakshitanwar #KahaaniGharGharKii #kggk @StarPlus @ektaravikapoor @hotstar_helps #anupsoni #love #fun #masti #fandom #like #SuyashMehra #ParYash #JanYash #SaNup #parvati #janki #Friendship #couplegoals #Gujarati #Gujarat #gujju pic.twitter.com/CCCEwBnTcV— Dr jeenal (@Jeenalsanup) February 4, 2018
Ben, Charni road station kidhar hai ?..#Gujju guy trying to flirt with a girl.— Dev (@EyeKaDoctor) January 8, 2018
My main motivation to not sleep on cardio and leg day is Navratri. #gujju— Ritish Dhandhusaria (@Ritish_ad) October 8, 2017
Rest of the husbands- Shaadi ke baad fight karne se pyaar badhta hai.Gujju Husbands- Shaadi ke baad fight karne se kharcha badhta hai.— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 28, 2015
Lesson 1: Singular and Plural NounsSingular: GujjuPlural: Garba— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 15, 2015
For all those who don't know the meaning of 'fleek' till now:(noun) Gujarati for 'flick'; a filmUsage: "John Week is an ection fleek"— Akshar (@AksharPathak) January 28, 2016
She: Come over Me: Can't, gotta go garbaShe: My parents aren't hereMe: pic.twitter.com/NA3buF6xqt— Rohan (@mojorojo) September 22, 2016
A Gujju thief never misses a chance to play Garba. pic.twitter.com/XO7ejZxnNc— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) December 29, 2016
Parents talk about someone for hours and at the end they conclude "javadena, apde su" #GrowingUpGujarati— 🦄 (@roshvk18) July 15, 2015
You can never be too sure if the Gujju girl is dirty talking to you or just want your TV shows. "I want your hard diks"— dorku (@Dorkstar) October 18, 2014
When your crush comes at home and mom says" beta, didi maate paani leto aavto" 😟 #GrowingUpGujarati— Ronty Patel (@ronty167) July 4, 2016
Gujju with diabetesMishtan: Impossible— Mihir (@mihirmodi) May 10, 2016
James Bond: "My phone's dead."Gujju guy: "Maaro bettery 82% chhe."James Bond: "Tamaro never dies."— Akshar (@AksharPathak) December 15, 2016
Eh... Haalo, Haalo!