Honesty is the best policy. 

All's fair in love and war. 

The early bird catches the worm.

Slow and steady wins the race.

If people have been giving you this bullshit in the name of advice, you need to stop listening to them. Real advice is like real people. They might come across as douchebags in the beginning, but once you understand them, you see their point. 

Here's a bunch of stuff that may sound stupid, pointless, random, LOL, tatti or most likely all of these. But read them twice, and you'll see they actually make a lot of sense. Well, at least more sense than most of the free advice people throw at you anyway.

Don't borrow money. Of course you're going to ignore that. Then at least consider this.

If everyone took these words seriously, the world would be full of nice people.

You should take this piece of relationship advice very seriously.

How to people 101.

How to people 102.

Do you know why Buddha was always silent? Because he believed in this principle:

No, it's not a Grammar Nazi thing. Only losers type like this.

People reveal their true feelings and instantly cover it up by 'just kidding'. 

Sometimes you need to open you heart and let the hate pour out.

Gandhi was right. Non-violence is way scarier.

Baazigar and all happen only in movies. IRL, you need to do this.

If you are still sitting on your feelings for someone, read this carefully.

Here's something mind-blowing you never thought of because you were too busy being stupid.

Life is really simple. This simple:

Believe me, some people need this advice.

Yeah, you're welcome.