Mothers are doctors in their own right. They can see things about you that you might not have ever noticed. Especially when you do something that they believe is crossing a line.
That being said, we do certain things in life that seem normal, but when a mother hears about it, they become events of epic proportion. We made a list of such events from a mother's point of view and they are hilariously accurate.
Dear mom, we are just some regular people with regular habits. If all the things you think we do were true, our lives would be truly awesome, which we assure you, are not.