How I avoid meeting relatives at family functions pic.twitter.com/rUBkXaQ43K

— Bade Chote (@badechote) October 30, 2018

desi parents @ their kids and vice versa https://t.co/IL74b9UkAN

— mankey baat (@nah_im_abdulla) July 26, 2018

i love how desi weddings are so long cuz if u see someone cute at one event u get to see them like 2 or 3 more times.

— nikhil (@thenikhilkapur) September 9, 2018

It’s too early in my career to call it my career. #20sproblems

— -.- (@rgsmt) March 23, 2016

Friend- teri mummy konsa dessert banati hai?

Me- meri izzat ka falooda#justindianthings #punjabistuff

— Sukhwinder Gill (@sukhithegreat) March 5, 2018

Me in 9th standard spending 3 hours chatting on the phone right after school VS me in 2018 having a panic attack every time the phone rings pic.twitter.com/rZYkOAtEl6

— Bratticus (@bharatunnithan) September 6, 2018

In India puberty don’t hit us

Our parents do….😂😂#indianthings

— Satya Malladi (@satya2987) September 11, 2016

indian culture is having had entire relationships and traumatic breakups without your parents ever knowing

— mazikeen (@RecklessAtSix) July 22, 2018

To get work done in India, you need at least two alerts:

1) Send Email2) Call the recipient & say “Sir, I have sent you an email”

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) May 26, 2017

Marital Status Checkbox in India – 1) Single1) Married3) Log Kya Kahenge

— Sonali Thakker (@SonaliThakker) June 14, 2015

Friend quit smoking, drinking and non veg food. He now sticks to only judging people.

— Mia Rukherjee (@tweetria) March 20, 2017

“Kaise ho?””Tabiyat theek hai?””Lo mummy se baat karo”If my life were a movie, my Dad has only 3 dialogues.

— jack tractive (@floydimus) February 15, 2017

In India, the opposite of love is not hate, it is “arranged”.

— debaushery (@sherinapoyyail) May 22, 2018

All diets be like, “Aaj khane ki zidd na karo”.

— 🦄🌈 (@Kalamwali_Bai) March 12, 2018

Parents: tmhre baray mein aik bat pata lagi hai.Me: pic.twitter.com/K48JAy9nN1

— bubs (@riyaheen_) October 16, 2018

Games as a kid – Pick a card. Any card.

Games as an adult – Give me a job. Any job.#Adulting

— Arushi Kapoor (@curlmoohi) December 13, 2017

Bus beta ek baar tumhara antimsanskaar hojaye!

Phir toh ash hi ash. 🙂🙂🙂— Sarah.👑🇮🇳 (@ItnaSarah_) April 28, 2018

When I tell my parents that I’ll marry the person of my choice pic.twitter.com/5gLaUL9cBf

— High functioning memepath (@CasualRao) November 22, 2018

I could be 35yrs old and still need my mum’s permission to go out #growingupdesi

— Desiboi (@2funneh) June 8, 2017

#GrowingUpIndian a picture is worth a thousand words pic.twitter.com/Jv2Gd8vMX7

— meera p (@mrp0522) May 9, 2017

Indian parents push you very hard in life so that one day, you’re successful enough to pay for regular therapy.

— chethana zeta-scarn (@iamdatemike) November 25, 2018

My dream wedding is to have a groom in it.

— Sumukhi Suresh (@sumukhisuresh) May 27, 2018

lmaoo telling ur parents abt ur friends’ failed marriages is the adult version of telling them abt the students who scored worse than u before u show them ur marksheet

— bangsty (@_bangstea_) May 12, 2018

List of unforgivable sins, according to Indian mothers:

5. Drugs4. Theft3. Murder2. Premarital Sex1. Why didn’t you eat dinner at home?— Azeem Banatwalla (@TheBanat) November 8, 2013

Daughter: *breathes*Brown parents: Don’t say itDon’t say itDon’t say itDon’t say itDon’t say itDon’t say itDon’t say itDon’t say itDon’t say itBrown parents: log kya kahenge?

— sai (@Saisailu97) November 18, 2018

Yaha logo ka roka ho raha hai, aur mere sath ab bhi dhoka ho raha hai.

— BeingNita (@VinithaShetty) April 17, 2016

A man walks into a bar. Everyone gets up and greets him cause he’s their boss and it’s not a bar it’s a conference room and there’s no joke

— Shruti (@ShrutiSeTakkar) December 3, 2015