Amidst the rising protests against CAB-NRC across the nation, twitter picked up an old video of Home Minister Amit Shah where he was trying to explain the ‘chronology’ and relation among these two exercises.
Pahle New year aayega.. fir Log Gym membership lege.. fir Diet plan banega..
— Harshvardhan Agrawal (@Harsh_humour) December 25, 2019
Fir ek din cheat day hoga… Uske baad agle saare din cheat day hoge.. pic.twitter.com/IxAvx1MEiX
Sher aage chal raha tha..
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) December 26, 2019
Uske peeche mere pitaji, jo bohot bade shikari the..
Uske piche iski maa jo bohot badi shikari thi..
Sher aagey, uske piche mere pitaji, uske piche iski maa, uske piche sher… pic.twitter.com/QA6IIKdWLx
Someone: Happy New Year and Merry Christmas.
— it me. (@Anshulsaid) December 24, 2019
Me: pic.twitter.com/7XSFQaJE91
Kabhi aap devil ke pichhe
— Bade Chote (@badechote) December 28, 2019
Kabhi devil aapke pichhe pic.twitter.com/IOigrBlhIW
Koi mil gaya
— Suvigya (@Suvij23) December 27, 2019
Krrish
Krrish 3 #ChronologySamajhiye #ChronologySamajhLijiye pic.twitter.com/mDaKlyAO8H
1. Employee works very hard
— Nishant Shende (@Sarcasm_Shende) December 27, 2019
2. Employee gets a bad appraisal rating
3. Employee convinces boss to give him his due promotion
4. Employee leaves the company after getting the promotion#OfficeTales #ChronologySamajhiye #ChronologySamajhLijiye pic.twitter.com/MiGaJHW0y8
A friend opens a pack of Maggi. First puts 2 cups of water to boil. Then Empties the tastemaker sachet into it. Stirs it well. Put the noodles into the sauce-pan, waits for it to boil.
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) December 27, 2019
Me a Maggi making expert: pic.twitter.com/dLflFG2QGL
Me – I want to watch Star Wars. From which movie should I start?
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) December 24, 2019
Nerd friend: pic.twitter.com/kft97UJSBr
Brown parents explaining to their kids ke arranged marriage mein Shaadi pehle Hoti hai, pyaar Apne aap ho jaata hai baad mein. pic.twitter.com/icxjCOYtTj
— Fake Peralta (Rohit) (@rohshah07) December 25, 2019
Woke kids: Why do you need to get married to have kids?
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) December 26, 2019
Parents: pic.twitter.com/lxl09qE3QI
Parents ko pehle ye batana hai ki paper bohot difficult tha, questions out of syllabus the, topper ke bhi kum marks aaye hai, phir apne marks batane hai pic.twitter.com/PtXOFiBWAQ
— Sayan (@oxyboron_) December 27, 2019
Pehle shadi hogi,
— Anshul Mahajan (@2794_anshul) December 27, 2019
Phir divorce
Phir shadi,
Phir divorce
Phir shadi,
Phir divorce……. pic.twitter.com/sHOAmkKmqx
*Pehle new year party ke 4 plan banenge
— SwatKat💃 (@swatic12) December 27, 2019
*Phir woh cancel hokar 2 plans reh jayenge
*Phir 1
*Phir tum pizza order karke, tv on karke, rajai main pade pade last wala khud hi cancel kar doge pic.twitter.com/8HvfjgoAqW
*Stages of a relationship*
— SwatKat💃 (@swatic12) December 28, 2019
Tum kitni pyari baatain karti ho
Tumhari to bakbak bhi cute hai
Itna bolkar thakti nahi ho
Kabhi chup bhi raha karo
Chup bc ekdum chup pic.twitter.com/4zQtFFPxkg
12th standard student: How to become a CA?
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) December 25, 2019
CA:
Pehle CPT exam aayega
Fir IPCC exam aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir CA final ka exam aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir naseeb raha to pass ho jaayega pic.twitter.com/Zw6AkwyVuE
•Aap guest ko bye bolenge
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) December 28, 2019
•Phir aap unke pair chooenge
•Phir who aapko paise denge
•Aap mummy ki taraf dekhoge aur mummy aapki taraf aankhein nikal ke dekhegi
•Aap paise lene se inkaar karenge
•Phir aap paise lelenge
•Aur last mein mummy woh paise lelengi pic.twitter.com/pVdjdADv4Q
Pehle Human Being ko maarunga
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) December 27, 2019
Fir Being Human banaaunga pic.twitter.com/4uae0EM5B7
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