India is a weird place. Admit it. Really bizarre things have known to be reported on the news here, and sometimes we have a hard time believing it. 

Here are some of the ‘incidents’ that were reported and people surely questioned the sanity of our country.

1. India is a wild, wild country…

2. Kya live band aawaaz nahi karte?

3. There are rich, and then there are rich who don’t know how to spend their money.

 4. The bigger question, who trained this parrot?

 5. Maybe she wanted to be the only one with red lips that day.

6. A case of road rage you did not expect.

 7. I’m sure she must have watched Jaani Dushmann right before the wedding.

 8. Sonam ki shaadi ain’t got shit on them!

 9. We have our priorities sorted. “Biryani chahiye, pulao nahi.“

 10. Indian logic: If it falls from the sky, it’s godsent.

11. Clearly, no achhe din (aur raat) for these people. 

12.  That is why I never say no to food.

 13. “Kyuki baraatiyon ka swagat to rasgulle se hee hona chahiye.”

 14. Children: Tabiyat kharaab hai.

Adults: My car broke down.

Legends:

 15. Is there anything that doesn’t happen here?!

 16. Arjun making a Skype call to Lord Krishna: Can you hear me? Can you see me?

17. How to offend someone 101.

18. Kripaya moo’bile ko cow dung mode pe rakhiye.

19. Will he throw his pee at them too?

20. What’s sex got to do with this.

*Still scratching my head*