There are times we have a whole lot to say and yet are completely lost for words. That’s why there’s a greeting card industry. But somehow, there aren’t many that we could use when someone’s being a complete pain in our behinds.

Well, not any more! Here are 27 adorable, yet brilliantly offensive greeting cards created by Never Stay Dead. The perfect responses to those in your life that are being utter insufferable dicks.

Or for the times that you just feel like being one yourself! *wink*

Now that’s what I call killin’ ’em softly. Don’t forget to use these the next time you see an unnecessary AF Facebook-comment-war breaking out! Peace, ya adorable pricks.